Oh my, I just read the funniest post ever from my friend, Ann Marie. It was hysterical. Anyways, I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh until I read that. I am still chuckling about it. I will try to repost the story here for you.
Here it is:
A story of unknown origin, but I am sure we all can relate to the experience some may have actually been there. I laughed so hard I cried when I read it... then I HAD to share it with you!
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
here is the link to the rest of the story:
Anyways, I thought this was just very funny and I thank Ann Marie for sharing it. Talk about embarrassing!!! I would have been mortified if this had happened to me!
It is a lovely day outside today. I am sitting in the dining room and the sun is shining with white puffy clouds. Tonight is choir practice, which I hope to make as I haven't been there in a few weeks due to the lovely headaches I have been having. I haven't even made it to church for a good 5 weeks. Yes, that long. Carolyn won't be at practice tonight as she has volleyball at that time. I think she said she has games for the next 3 Thursdays. She is such a nice girl too. Her sister, Melissa is coming home this weekend from college. There is an event at our church to raise money for Promise Village which is a place where severely abused children are helped and treated. They have these "comedy for a cause" events every few months at our church. I can't go because I teach tomorrow night until about 8:15 or so. Maybe next time.
I am going to be meeting up with my friend, Star tomorrow afternoon. I am not sure if we are going to Barnes and Nobles or Starbucks. It is hard to say. I wonder if Veronica or Chelaine will be there too. i haven't seen them in forever it seems. I was supposed to see them but then my uncle and aunt came so I cancelled. I had a nice visit with my aunt and uncle along with my small cousin, Jayson although at times he is just so high energy that I get exhausted just by watching him. Speaking of exhaustion. Yesterday, I had 2 of my little ones for their lessons, Rahul (age 5) and Sammy (age 6). wow, when we were done, I was simply so tired i think I could have fallen asleep right then and there. During Rahul's lesson, Rahul wanted to know what so much stuff was that I think I need to empty the tops of the pianos before he arrives. He did finally play some and he did do his work book rather nicely, it is just the young man never stops going. Then it was Sammy's turn. In the middle of that young man's lesson both boys needed to use the bathroom, which is normally not a problem. Their mom would take them and that would be that. Well, their mom was still at work so their dad had to bring them so I took Sam and then a few minutes after Sammy was playing the piano, Rahul had to go. Now when Sammy said he had to go, I asked Rahul if he did too. Rahul said no. So I left Sammy at the piano and took Rahul. I was so tired from the ups and downs that I could have taken a nap. I have learned that when the first boy is finished with his lesson, take both boys and have them go then proceed with the next lesson otherwise, oh my. Both boys are simply adorable and cute that you just have to like them, and I really do. Rahul is a very independent young man that likes to do his workbook smashed to my side and I mean right next to me. He has been know to move my arm so he can snuggle closer. How on earth can anyone resist that? I have no idea. Anyways, Sammy is very cute too. They are such sweet boys with so much energy it is fun to watch most of the time. Yesterday was just a bit tiring for me but I hope next week will be fine. Antoinette had her lesson after the boys and she arrived early. She was exhausted just by watching Rahul play with the cars I have for boys to play with and she only saw them for about 10 or so minutes.